billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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