so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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