I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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