At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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