I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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