Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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