So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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