She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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