Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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