i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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