Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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