who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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