i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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