No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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