it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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