Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
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He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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