The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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