So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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