Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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