i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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