drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize