we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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