first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
it glows. i had to have it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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