You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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