Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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