okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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