I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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