You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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