so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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