I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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