If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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