So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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