And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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