Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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