who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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