and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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