rhymes with "ouble enetration"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm really busy with my period
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