That's when you crack a 10am beer
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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