spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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