Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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