How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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