So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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