Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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