Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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