I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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