She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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