I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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