Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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