She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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