how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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