things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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